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Posted: July 29, 2013 in Life, miarmiar-isms

Hindi ako naniniwalang naghihirap ang mga pinoy. Alam mo kung baket? Dalawang linggo ago lang eh ang haba ng pila sa 3D at IMAX ng Despicable Me.

Kahit saan ako pumunta,  marami akong nakikitang may hawak ng IPAD at kung ano anong android phones.

Lahat ng taxi palaging may sakay kahit na 40php ang flag rate.

Mas maraming may flat screen at HD pa.

Ang Starbucks parang Jollibee na lang kasi andaming nagkakape kahit summer.

So please lang mga kababayan, isoli nyo na ang arm at newspaper ni Kuya….

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On a Serious Note

Posted: December 11, 2011 in Life, miarmiar-isms

This Blog Entry may Shock you.

It is far from all the Blog Entries that I have written in my entire Blogging life.

For sure, This maybe just another page in the web.

Too much drama Not Needed, But to me,,

This is the hardest piece I have ever yet to write.

This is way too Emotional,

Way too far from the image that I have Portrayed in my entire life.

On the morning of November 18, This year. I was rushed in the Hospital. On this very normal day, like most days in my life, I was at work in front of my Computer when I had the first Seizure Attack in my 30 years of Existence. According to a number of spectators, My body went Flinching and Jerking for what seems like a couple of minutes. I was Disoriented and I have no memory of them.

I was revived in the hospital. I have no recollection of what happened to me during the attack or how I get to the hospital. I just lay there feeling sick to my stomach and weak.

My Memories of Recovery were just plain Traumatic. For the Past Weeks, I Hyperventilated every-time I think of another Seizure Attack. I had tremors once in a while; I had Nightmares and woke up in the middle of the night, Screaming and feeling a strain in my jaw due to lack of air. I cannot sleep alone; I cannot be left Alone.

I hated myself for being so damn useless. I worry about losing my job; I worry about losing my partner; I worry about dying in the middle of my sleep.

I began to Question my Faith. You see, I am really not the Traditional Church Goer, I stopped doing that after I graduated from High School. I was born and raised from a very Religious Family, And yet I have so little Faith up there.

Battling Myself from doing what everyone kept on reminding, I started to pray. I didn’t start out with a question of why, In the silence of my room, I started to cry. I cried because I saw the many Beautiful faces of people that cared for me when I was sick. My family, Those that I have Taken for Granted; My friends, Those that I failed to Recognize for the Longest Time; My Boyfriend, To whom I have so little Faith On.

In the stillness of the moment, I picked up a Book; “Grace for The Moment by Max Lucado” Ramdomly, I open it; it says;

SHORTCUTS:
They Continue saying things that mean nothing, Thinking that God will hear them because of their many words.

-Matthew 6:2

Pray All the time. If Necessary; Use words

God Forgets the past. Imitate Him.

Dont Ask God to do what you want. Ask God to do what is Right.

No one is Useless to God. No One.

Nails didn’t hold God to a cross. Love Did.

You will never forgive anyone more than God has already forgiven you.

-When God Whisper. Your Name.

For the Longest time, I sat there in Silence. I have never felt so peaceful and calm. I just felt that during the lowest point of my life, He reached out his hand to me and I didn’t hesitate to reach back.

 

THANK YOU GOD FOR THE GIFT OF LIFE.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL THAT IT’S WORTH SAVING.

Walang taong nabubuhaysa mundo na gustong mamatay ng maaga – naisip ko habang pinagmamasdan ang kawalan sa loob ng higanteng MRI machine.

Hindi ako matatakutin na tao, mahilig lang akong manakot. Pero ang totoo, sa loob ng 45 minuto na inilagi ko sa loob ng higanteng makinang iyon, nilamon ako ng takot. Naisip kong sa bawat sandaling naramdaman kong marami ang nagmamahal sa akin- sa bandang huli, ang lahat tayo ay mamamatay ng mag-isa. Tangena lang di ba? Kaya kung ang goal mo ay magkaroon ng lalakeng magpapadama sa yo ng TRUE LOVE, mag hunos dili ka. Maghanap ng lalakeng sasamahan ka hanggang sa libingan. Yung tipong buhay pa sya tapos ikaw patay na.. tapos babantayan ka nya hanggang sa ma-agnas ka ng maigi. Yan… yan ang true love.

Balik tayo sa akin at sa higanteng MRI machine.

Hulaan nyo ang susunod na mangyayari…

Sympre pa, nagkita na naman kami.  Itago na lang naten sya sa pangalang MAN IN THE SKY aka MITS

MITS: (nakatayo sa ulap) Hello Engs,we meet again.

Kel: Jusko naman, Lord. Nag effort ka talaga eh. Kelangan talaga ipasok ako sa loob ng MRI para magkita tayo? Pede naman idaan na lang sa panaginip di ba?

MITS: (Nag-isip) Honga. Pero yaan mo na.. andito na tayo eh at saka nag seizure ka na.

Kel: Is my time up? Kukunin mo na ba ko?

MITS: (tumaas ang kilay) Tanga. Baket naman kita kukunin? Mabaet ka ba? Hala ka baka kinukuha ka na nung nasa baba.man

Kel: Baket sya? Wala naman akong ginawang masama.

MITS: (nagtaka) Wala??wala?? Weh! Meron kaya andami dami.

Kel: Sige nga ano? ano?

MITS: Talaga? Sabihin ko dito? Andaming nagbabasa ng blog mo.. ano game?

Kel: sige next time na lang.

MITS: Ikaw na ang duwag, hahahhha. Nang agaw ka ng jowa ng bestfriend mo eh. Sama mo.

Kel: Haller!! Hindi raw naging sila kahit kelan ever!!

MITS: Sige ikaw na ang Diyos dito.

Kel: Nag sex ba sila?

MITS: Ang tanong… nag sex ba kayo kahit alam mo na nagsex na sila… Diyos ako wag kang sinungaling.

Kel: Past is past. Bygones be bygones. I’m sure hindi naman ako mapupunta sa impyerno dahil dyan.

MITS: Hay bobo ka gurl. Anong sabi sa ten commandments? Huwag mong ipopoy kung may pomopopoy ng iba.

Kel: Haller! Para sa mag asawa lang yan.. hindi sila mag asawa.

MITS: dahil Diyos ako.. applicable na yan sa lahat.

Kel: Sige kahit sa langgam… sige applicable.

MITS: At dahil dyan mag si-seizure ka ulet after 5 years.

Kel: Wow.. powertrip

MITS: Wag kang nagyayabang porket may boypren kang kamukha ni Mike He. Hindi lahat ng KPOP ay cool.

Kel: Hindi KPOP si Mike He dahil chinese sya.

MITS: Sige CPOP.

Kel: Ewan ko sa yo, Lord. Ang gulo mo

MITS: Sorry naman. Si Jay Park lang kasi ang kilala ko sa KPOP eh…saka.. 2NE1.

Kel: wow.

MITS: Steg no? Pero may nakita ako one time.. cool din sila.. Super Junior ata yun.

Kel: Ayoko sa kanila masyado silang marami.

MITS: Oo.. sila kasi yung mga batang nakidnap nung mga kampon ni Puma Ley-Ar sa Shaider, genetically engineered yan para kumanta ng Mr Simple..Simple.

Kel and MITS: Hahahahahahhahahahaha

MITS: Tanga wag kang tatawa tawa kasi pag nagka anak ka kamukha nung isa dun malamang. Sayang, kung nakatuluyan mo yung isang ex mo na kamukha ni Gerald Anderson eh di.. pang artista sana ang mga supling nyo. Yihiii… AKOOO BUDOOOY.
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Kel and MITS: Hahahahahahhahaa.

MITS: (sumeryoso) Masaya ka ba anak?

Kel: Oo. Tinatanong mo ba yan dahil malapit na ang oras ko?

MITS: Hindi, tinatanong ko yan dahil baka sakali lang matuto kang magpahalaga sa kaligayahan mo at sa kaligayahan ng iba.

Kel: Wow, deep.

MITS: Ang buhay kagaya ng kandilang nauupos..kapag nahipan ng hangin mabilis natutunaw. Kaya kung ako sa yo.. enjoy every moment. Wag mong pabayaang lamunin ang oras mo ng mga bagay na hindi importante.

Kel: Kagaya ng ano?

MITS: Kagaya ng laptop, iphones, blackberry at kung ano ano pa.

Kel: At KPOP?

MITS: (napaisip) hindi. FUN talaga sila.

Kel: Whatever.

MITS: Duh.

Kel: Wala ka bang ibang words of wisdom pa dyan?

MITS: Sympre marami. Pero since ikaw lang ang kausap ko, nevermind na lang.

Kel: Pwede ba akong magtanong?

MITS: Isa lang….

Kel: Kelan ba ako ikakasal?

MITS: Naje jebs ako..

Kel: Naman… kelan?

……..

“Miss, tapos na. Sabihin na lang ng neurologist mo yung result mamaya…”

Talaga, Lord??? Talagang walang sagot???

Unfair.

Hmpf.

Just like what most relationship propagandists would say, there’s your prince charming- he’s there somewhere waiting for the right time to strike the perfect moment for happily ever after- you just need to wait. Thirty years, I listened to this bullcrap and who knows how long it has been going on for everyone. I was told to be nice, to be perfectly honest to every guy I’ve been with to attract good karma- and that to cheat is taboo- you will get ten times the heartbreak when it happens to you. You will end up miserable, with no one but yourself. But then if you get cheated, eventually after the pain- you will end up two times happier than the person who broke your heart.

To be exponentially fair with the guys, here’s a thought: Good girlfriends do not exist.

If you find a girl who is very understanding – she’s doing it to be accepted. Everyone has its limits- with the exception of Mother Teresa- I don’t believe in saints because everyone is a sinner. No girl can be as humble or as generous as she was- even your mothers do not understand your actions at times- so why would we? If you find someone who gets ticked off or can blurt out how irritated she gets when you cancel a date because something came up- choose that girl. Because she is not afraid to let you know how she feels and she is brave enough to stand by her feelings- it means in the long run, no matter what- this person will never lie on her feelings and that you never have to read her. What you see is what you get.

If you find a girl who is offly modest- ditch her. She’s a liar. She will fake orgasms. You’ll never know if she ever had good sex with you or how big is your d*ck , really.

If you are dating a girl who seems to think that nothing is wrong with your family- RUN. Every girl has something to say about their future in-laws. There has to be something that creeps them out, if they never run out of patience every time your mum demands more errands to sacrifice your alone time with that special someone, this means you are in trouble. This will need fixing forever, it’s in the book of experience. At some point, real girlfriends ought to complain or throw the occasional bitch fit. It’s normal. I tell you.

If you are hooked with a chick that doesn’t complain or doesn’t get jealous easily- you are dating the worst chick ever. I don’t know what’s wrong with the picture but I just sense a strong scent of PRETENSE in there. All girls are territorials, just like guys. Even dogs get jealous and they don’t suffer from an alarmingly high estrogen attacks every month. So there.

If a girl doesn’t nag- then check underneath her skirt. You are probably dating a tranny. All girls nag in their own unique ways, if they don’t say anything- they don’t give a crap. You are probably not worth a dime.

I guess what I really want to say is- I’m done with it.Love girls or hate girls- you can never live without ‘em. Just like how I can never live without guys no matter how many BS I have to endure to make a relationship works.

It’s one of those mysteries that life has to offer. No matter how hard you dodge them- sometimes the best way to deal with it is to tread into the wild and step on some deep shit.

Life. shit. happens.

Wala akong maisip na nakakatawa. Ang totoo.. wala akong maisip sa kabuuan.

Nanaginip ako kagabi. Kinasal na daw yung ex ko. Tapos biglang dumilim ang kapaligiran.. ilang saglit pa at nakatayo ako sa maruming sapa at nanghuhuli ng mga palaka. Ako na.. ako na ang frog princess. Ambilis ng transition, hindi man lang ako nakapagpalit ng damit. Tapos- biglang sumulpot yung malaking palaka sa NARUTO at ang sabi ko raw ay “Hindi kita pedeng i-kiss dahil hindi ka magiging tao. Magiging kang Kung-Fu Panda.”

Sa pakiramdam ko, matapos ang tagpong yan ay matagal pa bago ako nagising. Marami pa akong napanaginipan- binubuo ng mga malalabong tagpong hindi ko na matandaan nang ako ay magising. Isa lang ang na realize ko….

Sa kabila ng pagiging madidirihin ko sa mga bagay na mada-drama kagaya ng TRUE LOVE at Prince Charming, sa kabila ng lahat, sa gilid ng aking hypothalamus, inaasam kong sa tamang pagkakataon ay darating din ang tamang lalaking nararapat para sa akin. (Huwaw! Lango na naman ako sa usok ng kalsada!) Pero yan ang isang mapait na katotohanan na nanahan sa kaibuturan ng aking puso (kung meron man) o sa aking libido (ang sabi nga ng mga bading).

Hindi ako nawawalan ng pag-asa, naniniwala ako na isang araw, matatagpuan ko rin sya. Habang may pera.. may pag-asa. Ang sabi nga  ng boss ko bago sya nakapag asawa- hindi nya inaasahan ang lahat. Dumating na lang bigla- mabilis ang pangyayari, sa isang iglap ay hindi nya namalayan nasa harap na pala sya ng altar. Nakaka inspire. Gusto kong isipin na darating ang panahon at ako naman ang magkukwento… “Hindi ko inaasahan- mabilis ang mga pangyayari- sa isang iglap hindi ko namalayang nasa harap na pala ako ng altar, matapos kong i-rolyo ang pulang carpet dahil anong petsa na??”

Ito lang ang bad trip kapag babae ka. Nabubuhay kang parang may time bomb sa katawan, hindi ka pwedeng pumetiks- kailangan mong magamit ang iyong matres. Kahit one time lang- kung ayaw mong magka-cancer. At ang mas bad trip.. kailangan mong makahanap ng makakadaupang palad para mabuhay. Gamitin mo ang matres mo, mamatay ka sa kanser o mamatay kang mag-isa. O kay pait.

Sa araw araw na ginawa ng Diyos palagi akong tinatanong ng nanay ko.. “Anak kelan ka mag aasawa? Bigyan mo na kami ng apo.” Ano ba? Baket hindi mo ko tinanong ng ganyan nung teenager pa lang ako? O kaya eh nung pagka graduate ko nung college? Baket ngayong ka-edad ko si Kim Kardashian ay saka mo ako pipilitin mag-asawa? Kung kelan nagsisimula nang magka-sapot ang mga egg cells ko. Lakas tama ka, Ma. Lakas tama ka. Matulog ka na.

“Anak, Kelan ka mag aasawa?” Sige Ma, memya. Hintay ka lang ng dadaan dyan.

“Bigyan mo na kami ng apo.” Sige bihis ka, punta tayo SM.

“Wala bang umaaligid sa yo?” So kahit sa rapist, ok lang? Sa ngalan ng apo??

Ayokong magsalita ng tapos. Ayokong umasa sa wala o kahit sa meron. Sa ngayon, ang pinaka importanteng bagay ay.. MASAYA AKO. MALAYA. HINDI NAG IISA. MAY NAGMAMAHAL.

Kung ang mga sinabi ko ay mahirap intindihin.. isipin mo na lang…

ABNOY ako.

Where: Rooftop ng Opisina, Yosihan

When: Last week

Characters: Kellie, D, Z at J

D: Pwre, kamusta naman ang paglilipat nyo sa bagong bahay?

J: Badtrip nga kasi konti lang talaga yung nasalba namen dun sa sunog. Nami miss ko yung PS3 saka yung LED TV ko.

D: Ok lang yan. Think positive, when God closes a door, He opens a window.

K: (nairita) Inamuka. Anong close – close ang pinagsasabi mo dyan?? Eh nasunog nga lahat ng windows sa bahay nila.

D: Tanga sinasabi ko ok lang yun. Gamit lang yun mapupundar din yun.

K: O sige ikaw na ang uplifter ng mga souls, ikaw na ang palaging pasitib dito, Sinasabi mo yan kasi hindi kayo magkapitbahay. Eh kung isa ka sa mga nasunugan at sinabihan ka ng ganyan? Think pasitib.. sige sa bangketa ka matulog.

D: Sige ikaw na ang burster ng bubbles dito.

Z: Hahahahahahaha,

K: Engot ka kasi, Pasitib pasitib. Sympre hindi yun ok.. sinabi mo na lang sana.. hassle yan tsong pero I’m sure mabibili mo rin yung mga gamit na nasunog, it will just take time.

D: Tanga ka? Yun din yun yung sinabi ko eh pinahaba mo lang.

K: Bobo ka? Magkaiba yun.. dapat ang sinabi mo—

J: Wag na kayo mag away please? Ok lang naman talaga sa ken eh. Ok lang na nasunugan kami.. natanggap ko na.

K: (nagalet, hithit ng yosi) Wag ka ngang fan ng Batibot???!! Si Kuya Bojie ka?

D: Ikaw na ang KUYA BOJIE na kahugis ni Pong Pagong!

Z at K: Hahahahahahhaa…

K: Tsong dein ka si Pong Pagong.. indi ka naman bading eh.

Z: Baket bading si Pong Pagong??

K: Hindi ko alam pero ikaw na ang pagong na harot. Sa lahat ng pagong sya ang KASAT. Umaalembong kay Kiko Matsing.

D: Napanood nyo ba yung porn ni Kiko Matsing at Ate Sienna?

K: Hindi tol eh.. pero napanuod ko ung kay Jolibbee saka kay Hetty

J: Si Twirly yun boss.

K: Sige ikaw na ang tama. Eh yung kay Ronald Mc Donald saka kay Grimace?

J: Hind boss eh. Pero ano ba talaga si Grimace?

K: Popsicle na kulay violet.

D: Tanga, halaya yun na naka smile.

K: Bobo.Dildo yun na naka ngisi.

Z: Ano ba talaga sya?

K: Maskot.

D: Sige wala nang kwenta to.. balik na lang tayo sa floor. (sabay talikod at lakad palayo)

Eh ano ba talaga si Grimace?

Bakla ba talaga si Pong Pagong?

Oo nga. ang korni na.

Matutulog na ko.

Ciao.

I am feeling smart today. My dad sent me the much awaiting birthday gift- my HD laptop.. finally.

But then there’s that edgy feeling since yesterday after my dog collapsed and my sister had to revive him. I just went out with my soon to be boyfriend to get something at the gasoline stop when my mum sent me a text message asking me to go home.. well they thought he swallowed something and he went on cardiac arrest. When i got home, he was ok.. wagged his tail and went on howling in heat. My theory is that he might have suffered from heat stroke as I needed to leave him in the other room because my guy was on the other room watching Little Fockers.. he has some kind of weird dog phobia.. whatever the term is. I know in some books the notion reeks of something unlikely of mr. righteousness but I’m ok with that. I wonder what they say on people that are alektrophobic.

Anyways, back to the horror of reality. I will be going back to work tomorrow. Same old piece of hell. I wonder how it’s been there after my 3 days of vacation. I wish things are normal like how I left them. I did not dare to open my email at work while still at home nor check my blackberry messages. It’s too early to be smothered by endless tasks of do this and do that. I told my boss I’m going on a vacation trip but really I didn’t plan for anything fancy.. I honestly just went out with SOYA and hang around the house with him. We watched a bunch of movies (most of them, I didn’t see the ending because I occassionally close my eyes and meditate), I hope he didn’t get pissed when I fell asleep in the middle of WORLD BATTLE: LOS ANGELES, that’s a decent 200 bucks going down the drain on him. But I’m pretty sure he was awake when I puke out as we watch the credits roll in RED RIDING HOOD. Gosh, TWILIGHT producers or whoever, please have the decency to create new ideas and stop living the TWILIGHT dream.. it’s seriously annoying. I honestly thought you guys borrowed Jacob at the end of the movie. That’s plagiarism.

But here’s what I really like- SEASON OF THE WITCH but I think the ending is just overkill-anything other than that is plain freaky. You know how it is when the movie is really good but then the ending just ruined it and the scriptwriting suddenly fluctuated into a load of crappyness?? I had my mum watched it only to find out how mad she is the next morning because Nicolas Cage and that Hellboy dude sacrificed their lives for the triumph of good versus evil (they are probably implying of putting an end to exorcisms and such but then Linda Blair happened and they died in vain). Spoiler alert, everyone :) My mum hates it when the lead casts die in movies like how Brad Pitt was scorched in TROY, I let her watch it just for fun years ago and she went ballistic on me. Don’t blame her, she’s a big fan of the undefeatable Steven Seagal.. name  one movie of him where he died, scorched or  bruised and I’ll send you my new laptop.

Enihu, I’m just trying this baby and I started blabbering on this entry. Sorry that you need to go through all of that. I know right? Who cares???

Ciao.