Archive for December, 2010

As the year ends.. and the start of the new year unfolds, I would like to go the extra mile re-capping all the shit (the good and the bad and the not so good) memories of 2010.

Part I: Lesson Learned

  • Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.. suffering leads to the dark side, we all know who coined that. You cannot take control of people’s emotions- no matter how hard you try. At all times, one must not expect even the obvious. Expectations falling down your feet breed all sort of angst. Therefore, if you cannot control others, try to control yourself. Tangena nyong lahat na tsismosa kayo…you guys.. BURN IN HELL! DIE GOSSIP GIRL! DIE!!
  • Relationships are not measured by the quantity of time that you spend with someone but the quality of moments that you enjoyed together.It is not always late to end up a long term relationship when you reached the point when one fails to grow in love. People fall out of love, it’s a no brainer. It’s not a question of what have you done, it is the understanding behind the logic why both of you failed and stopped trying.
  • What-if’s are for sissies. I have learned that in search of finding true happiness and contentment, sometimes you need to loosen up a  little bit and let the walls crumble before you. People are always down with the destination fever that they fail to enjoy the journey.

Part II: Thanksgiving

  • SOYA. You pick me up when things are pretty bad, you are the epitome of a shoulder to cry on and everything else in between. 🙂
  • Pop- Cap. Plants VS. Zombies never fails to waste my time when boredom gets into me.
  • Real friends. There’s nothing like PADI’S POINT at the hilltop when things blow up in proportion and you want to trash talk your other friends and never get accounted for.
  • Gossipers. Sometimes when I’m bored, I think about the rumor mongering activities that you spend in a day and contemplate on the nasty things that you guys always tell my boss. In these times, I find my challenges and opportunities to improve on and always exceed expectations. You guys make me shine all the time. Thank you for all the time, effort and hard work of destroying me, keep up the good work and try harder. You guys will always be.. my greatest fans. INA NYONG LAHAT!

And that being said.. thank you 2010. We had a pretty good run.

Hello 2011! Umayos ka.

 

Why people hate me..

C: Kellie, ikaw pala yan. Sa malayo kasi ang lapad mo.. parang lumapad yung likod at balakang mo. Ang taba mo na tsong.

K: (Sabay hithit ng yosi) Pasensya na tol, ha? Napurwisyo ka ba?

K: Mahal mo ba ko? (naka smile)

Z: Minsan-minsan lang. Eh ako? Mahal mo ba ko?

K: Dati.

D: Tsong.. alam mo ba dati sobrang payat ko bago ako naging 215 lbs?

K: So? Eh dati pa yun eh.. move on.

R: (nagbibiro) Pede bang wag nyong kunsumihin yung asawa ko at baka mapaglihi-an kayo? Eh sana kung mga magaganda kayong nilalang.

K: Excuse me, lalakeng hugis mangga ang baba.. ikaw ang lumayo sa asawa mo at baka pag ikaw ang napag lihi-an, eh manganak sya ng caesarian. Duh.

R: (napaisip) Sabagay…

K: (pinapagalitan ang team nya) Eh baket ka natutulog habang nagdi discuss ako??? Anong palagay mo sa ken? Ibong Adarna??

K: (nanaway ng rep na nangungulangot sa station) Gusto mong ipakain ko sa yo ‘yang booger mo?? Dun ka nga sa washroom. Grossssss!

Rep: Eh TL, sa panyo ko naman pinupunas eh.

K: Alam ko.. eh yang daliri mo.. pinangkakalabit mo ng tao.  Anong palagay mo sa men? Kulangot? Duh.

Rep: TL, nakakatawa ka talaga. Pwede  kang maging stand up comedy.

K: Kaw din.

Babaeng Pakialamera ng Buhay: Anu ba yan, Kellie. Wala ka pa ring asawa. Kelan ka ba mag-aasawa? Wag mong sabihin na yung huling boypren mo eh hindi ka na naman mahal. Anu ba yan..

K: (nagsusuklay sa harap ng salamin) Ganun talaga ang mga Diyosa.. hindi pedeng mahalin. Sinasamba lang dapat.

Guard: ( maangas) Mam.. san ID nyo?

K: Sa loob ng bag ko. Kaw? San ID mo?

R: (nagagalet) Kellie.. baket mo sinasabing mahaba ang baba ko? Baket mo pinagkakalat?

K: (sarcastic) Baket? Secret ba yun?  Sorry.

J: (nagse senti) Tsong.. mabaho ba talaga yung pabango ko? Sabi kasi nila amoy coconut oil daw.

K: Polite nga sila eh.. sa palagay ko.. amoy sya pinag-langgasan ng batang tinuli. Yung mga dahon-dahon ng bayabas.. tapos may mga days naman na parang amoy langis na ginagamit ng mga aswang.. pero–

J: Tama na. Akyat na ko.

K: Ingat po.

Overweight Friend: Shet!! ( excited at tumatalon sa tuwa habang umaalog ang mga bilbil) Shet! Kellie! (turo sa taas ng langit) Tingnan mo! May rainbow!!!

K: (Tingin sa taas) Shet! (excited) Tingnan mo maigi, teh! May carebears sa ibabaw.. kumakaway.. susunduin ka na raw nila!

D: (nagrereklamo) Nakakapagod na tsong pag matagal ka sa isang relationship.. pagdating ng bahay kelangan mag text.. pagkagising kelangan mag text.. bago matulog kelangan mag text..pag weekends kelangan mag text.. pag-aalis ng bahay kelangan pa rin mag text… haaay…

K: (nagagalet) Eh di tawagan mo! Baket ka text ng text?!

D: Nagagalet ka ba, dude?

K: Slight. Inaabala mo ko eh.

D: Pasensya.