Girls: Enduring BS since the dawn of time.

Posted: July 4, 2011 in bitch fit, Life, miarmiar-isms

Just like what most relationship propagandists would say, there’s your prince charming- he’s there somewhere waiting for the right time to strike the perfect moment for happily ever after- you just need to wait. Thirty years, I listened to this bullcrap and who knows how long it has been going on for everyone. I was told to be nice, to be perfectly honest to every guy I’ve been with to attract good karma- and that to cheat is taboo- you will get ten times the heartbreak when it happens to you. You will end up miserable, with no one but yourself. But then if you get cheated, eventually after the pain- you will end up two times happier than the person who broke your heart.

To be exponentially fair with the guys, here’s a thought: Good girlfriends do not exist.

If you find a girl who is very understanding – she’s doing it to be accepted. Everyone has its limits- with the exception of Mother Teresa- I don’t believe in saints because everyone is a sinner. No girl can be as humble or as generous as she was- even your mothers do not understand your actions at times- so why would we? If you find someone who gets ticked off or can blurt out how irritated she gets when you cancel a date because something came up- choose that girl. Because she is not afraid to let you know how she feels and she is brave enough to stand by her feelings- it means in the long run, no matter what- this person will never lie on her feelings and that you never have to read her. What you see is what you get.

If you find a girl who is offly modest- ditch her. She’s a liar. She will fake orgasms. You’ll never know if she ever had good sex with you or how big is your d*ck , really.

If you are dating a girl who seems to think that nothing is wrong with your family- RUN. Every girl has something to say about their future in-laws. There has to be something that creeps them out, if they never run out of patience every time your mum demands more errands to sacrifice your alone time with that special someone, this means you are in trouble. This will need fixing forever, it’s in the book of experience. At some point, real girlfriends ought to complain or throw the occasional bitch fit. It’s normal. I tell you.

If you are hooked with a chick that doesn’t complain or doesn’t get jealous easily- you are dating the worst chick ever. I don’t know what’s wrong with the picture but I just sense a strong scent of PRETENSE in there. All girls are territorials, just like guys. Even dogs get jealous and they don’t suffer from an alarmingly high estrogen attacks every month. So there.

If a girl doesn’t nag- then check underneath her skirt. You are probably dating a tranny. All girls nag in their own unique ways, if they don’t say anything- they don’t give a crap. You are probably not worth a dime.

I guess what I really want to say is- I’m done with it.Love girls or hate girls- you can never live without ’em. Just like how I can never live without guys no matter how many BS I have to endure to make a relationship works.

It’s one of those mysteries that life has to offer. No matter how hard you dodge them- sometimes the best way to deal with it is to tread into the wild and step on some deep shit.

Life. shit. happens.

Comments
  1. plaridel says:

    thanks for the tips… 🙂

  2. AC says:

    “If you find someone who gets ticked off or can blurt out how irritated she gets when you cancel a date because something came up- choose that girl. Because she is not afraid to let you know how she feels and she is brave enough to stand by her feelings- it means in the long run, no matter what- this person will never lie on her feelings and that you never have to read her. What you see is what you get.” — laveeeeeettttttt!!!!

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